i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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