So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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