i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I would ride that face into the sunset
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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