i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Panties = found
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