Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I wish life had little blips of pornography
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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