that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
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