his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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