Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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