I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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