I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You took a bar mat shot.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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