It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
