Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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