Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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