Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
