its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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