He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
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I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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