you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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