So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
youre lurking in front of me
I need to stop coming to work sober
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
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My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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