There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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