If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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