What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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