She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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