I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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