i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
it's like heaven, but drunker
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
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But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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