I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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