I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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