honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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