I just made out with a guy for $7.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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