I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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