I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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