you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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