Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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