i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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BRING THE BAGELS
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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