Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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