It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
i think my cat just said my name.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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