I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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