I feel great
I just peed on a car
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
