I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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