Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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