grandma shit on top of the toilet
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I don't think brook has ever known best
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
