I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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