I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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