Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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