THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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