I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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