come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
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i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
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so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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