...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I need a burrito and a hug.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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