if i died would you start the facebook group?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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