Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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