I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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