Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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