Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize